Giveaway: RUDE BITCHES MAKE ME TIRED by Celia Rivenbark
Thanks to Sarah Goldstein of MacMillan, I am giving away one print copy of Rude Bitches Make Me Tired.
Book Description:
Book Description:
In this always sensible and mildly profane etiquette manual for the modern age Celia Rivenbark addresses real-life quandaries ranging from how to deal with braggy playground moms to wondering if you can have sex in your aunt's bed on vacation to correctly grieving the dearly departed (hint: it doesn't include tattoos or truck decals). Rude Bitches Make Me Tired will provide answers to all your mannerly questions as Celia discusses the social conundrums of our day and age, including:
- Navigating the agonies of check splitting (“Who had the gorgonzola crumbles and should we really care?”)
- The baffling aspects of airline travel (such as “Recline Monster” and other animals)
- The art of the visit (always leave them wanting more . . . much more)
- Gym and locker etiquette (hint: no one wants to talk to you while you’re buck naked)
- Office manners (“Loud talkers, cake hawkers, and Britney Sue’s unfortunate cyst”)
- And much more!
Good manners have never been so wickedly funny!
About Celia Rivenbark:
CELIA RIVENBARK is the author of You Don't Sweat Much for a Fat Girl; Belle Weather; Stop Dressing Your Six-Year-Old Like A Skank; We're Just Like You, Only Prettier; Bless Your Heart, Tramp; and You Can't Drink All Day If You Don't Start In The Morning. She lives in Wilmington, North Carolina.
This giveaway is open to the U.S. and Canada and ends on November 5, 2013. Please use Rafflecopter to enter.
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Thanks for the giveaway!
bermudaonion said... October 22, 2013 at 7:23 AM
thanks for this great giveaway. saubleb(at)gmail(dot)com
traveler said... October 22, 2013 at 7:43 AM
With a title like that, it can't be bad. I can't wait to read this book.
Linda Kish said... October 22, 2013 at 10:02 AM
Thanks for giveaway book sounds hilarious
rhonda said... October 22, 2013 at 1:12 PM
I have read all her other books and they are hilarious! I'm anxious to read this one. Thanks for the giveaway
Patricia N said... October 22, 2013 at 2:02 PM
She sounds like she has a good voice for the 21 century. Thanks for the chance to win!
holdenj said... October 22, 2013 at 4:13 PM
This sounds like a riot. I'd love to hear Celia Rivenbark's solutions to these modern-day dilemmas.
Carl Scott said... October 22, 2013 at 4:14 PM
I would love to read this. Thank-you for the opportunity to win this.
Julie said... October 22, 2013 at 6:31 PM
Different kind of manual
bn100 said... October 22, 2013 at 6:43 PM
This book sounds like a fun read. I love the title and the cover. Thanks for having the giveaway.
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Anita Yancey said... October 29, 2013 at 10:09 AM
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